Return of the Jedi

Let's get this movie done. Um, Mad Libs, let's hit it. So, Kerry, since you're, you end up getting screwed literally in every single one of these, um, Yep.

Let's have, Boys, princess, I'm a real gem. Let's, let's have you pick your number first, so you, see, what happened last time, talking about a dusty box? I had a greasy box. Ah, that's a greasy box. And you all smashed it. A lot. Yep. Hence, the So gross. Oh, no. I found it quite invigorating. Okay, stop. That's, that's a lot.

That's a lot. For example, we're gonna, we're gonna roll it back a little bit. Enjoy. Okay. Save your words. Save your words. All right, Carrie, one through five. I'm going to pick, uh, yeah. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm going to pick three. I have no idea. All right. Let's, uh, five. Hold on, hold on, hold on. As bad as like, I, I, I ain't waiting.

I'm doing it now. If he's fast enough, he's up to 50 bucks this time. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. Damn right. I'm gonna end up being slave lair getting wicked by like, frickin Jabba the Hutt. That's what's gonna happen here. That's what's gonna happen. That's too tanky. Uh, let's uh, alright, Chris, how about you?

Um... I will go with, uh, two. Four. And that leaves me with... one? I, um, I copied this into, into Word. Who's getting, who's getting O in 10? Uh, let's find out. It depends on how we do this. Um. Oh, that's right. Uh, Carrie, you might come, come, uh, nevermind, I'm not gonna say it. Let's, uh, let's start with two adjectives.

Microscopic. Massive.

On opposite ends of the spectrum, yeah, there you go. I was gonna go with thicc. You can save that one for either massive, because we've used massive before. Thicc as in T H I C C, or? Yes, 100%.

Alright, um, I need a body part. Oh god. Way to make it so non sexual, I'm very proud of you, thank you. Like, I'm trying to, like, I like it when it's like, so non sexual that it ends up being coming, like, that it ends up being like, horrifyingly sexual at the end. That's the way you do it. If you go deliberately in, it just loses the charm.

That's what she said. I would know. Dang. All right, let's uh, let's do another adjective. Flabby. Oh god! Just the way, like, the way she enunciated it. I know. I was just like, god damn.

It's like if you hit the Merriam Webster, like, pronunciation. Flabby. It's just like, oh shit. All right, hit me up with a noun! Dingleberry. Is that a legit word? Are we, you know? I mean, it's slang. I did not get, uh, spell corrected. Do I need to Merriam Webster this? I'm not Googling dingleberry. It worked. I'm not putting that in the dictionary, no sir.

Alright, I need a verb. Rammed. See, now it's... It's not going to be me now because if we're doing it deliberately, it won't end up being me. That's exactly what I'm trying for here. Lame. It's gonna end up being Chris. Take that. Chris is getting rammed. That's right. Oh god. Two adjectives. That's a lot of adjectives going on here.

Slick. Itchy. Oh god. I'm the old wombo combo there. Little slick itchy. Uh, two nouns. Uh, let's see. Shaft. You know what, you know what? Hey, you know, you already started it. Perverts? Oh my god, seriously? You know what, now it's deliberately. I hope it's the most non sexual Mad Libs we've ever had. Yay! Uh, how about a job title?

No. Dana, what are you saying? No, no, no, this has to be, like, Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't solve. Ornithologist. Yes!

Very non sexual. What do they do? Look at birds. All the birds. I was going with the snake one, because it rhymes with Herpetologist, yes. Yeah.

Wow, I actually spelt that right. Bird doctor. Um, an adjective. There's plenty of them. Ambitious. Alright. I need an animal. Jellyfish. That's pretty sexual. Easy there, SpongeBob. Uh, noun. Carpet. That works. A verb.

Come on, I just did two in a row, come on. I need a verb. Harass. There you go. Do do do. I need an article of clothing. Underwear. No, no, no, nope. A sock. That's, nope, I don't like that either. Bandana.

Fockers. No, no, we're not going, we're not softballing anything, we're not doing anything. Yes we are. Alright, let's um, let's just, oh Jesus, that's a lot of adjectives, let's get, I need four adjectives. Sassy. There's one. Repulsive. Dull. Alright, one more. Colossal. That's it. Dana's really getting into these words.

I am. Uh, oh shit, I need one more. One more adjective. Confused. That's... It works. Um, let's see. A noun. Rotodendron. What? Come on. Why not? Laser beams. There. I mean, someone can totally... You know, say no to my rhododendron. It's fine. No, now it's just weird to leave it. Yeah, see? Now it's weird. Perfect. Okay. That's a long word.

Uh, verb. Solidify. Why? Carrie, goddammit. I wasn't even thinking of it like that. Come on. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. I really wasn't. I really wasn't. Sure. I believe that. I'm not playing the odds yet. I mean, I know that's a one in a million chance. Said the liar. Not happening. Liar. I totally, I knew it was a nonsexual, said the liar.

All right. I need a family member, brother, grandma, stepbrother, . I,

let's see. Which one of those should I use? No, use the use the use The first one, wasn't it Grandma? Brother. I said it first. I think we tied about what we said. I started it first. Grandma's brother. You can go with Dan. Grandma's brother. Grandma's brother, I like it. Alright, that works. Both awesome. Isn't that just a great uncle?

Eh, who knows. Choice removed. Uh, verb. Verb? Verb it is. Drip.

Again, not sexual. Why are you laughing about this? What's sexual about a drippy faucet? It's just a funny word. Noun. Noun? I mean.

Yeah, Noun. Carrie has a noun, she knows, she does. I don't. Yeah. I'm literally looking around, I legitimately do not have anything. Karate.

I guess that's a noun. I guess so. Like, I don't feel like, I mean, uh. It works. Yeah. A, uh, two verbs. No, actually three verbs. Holy smokes. Um, caress. Fear. Support. Yep, this is going to be one weird Mad Libs.

You said fear? Yes. I think that's all of them. Oh god. Alright, I shall read this. With a straight face. Oh god. God, good luck. It's not going to be me. Manifest it. It's totally going to be you. It's going to be you. The microscopic empire has the galaxy all but secured, but what remained of the thick rebel alliance was not going to give up that easily.

After being outfitted with a cybernetic eyelid to replace the one severed by the flabby dingleberry, Darth Carey, Okay, no it did not. Okay. In a brutal battle, Jedi Master Spaz rams his friends. Yes! Yes, I did. Oh, there we go. The slick shaft princess, Chris. Oh, yeah. I told you. And the itchy pervert, Tim.

The true ornithologist of the ambitious ship, the Millennium Jellyfish. From the clutches of Jabba the Carpet, who is... Ready to harass them all. Especially, Princess Kris, who was Jabba's slave and wearing nothing but a

bandana.

Meanwhile, the sassy Roto Dendron, whatever. Lame, Emperor Dana was scheming to solidify Spaz and turn him to the repulsive size. Yes, already there. She commanded Darth Cary to bring the dull Jedi to him, but Cary was starting to feel colossal after revealing that she was Spaz's confused grandma's brother.

As the Rebel Alliance readies their last hope to drip the Empire, will Princess Kris and Tim reveal their true feelings for karate and caress with some Ewoks?

Will Emperor Data outsmart her enemies and fear the galaxy? Who will be victorious as Jedi Spaz and Darth Cary support each other for the last time? I support you, Cary. I support you. I'm over here caressing Ewok.

I manifested it and it happened. It was Chris this time and I'm so happy. It wasn't even that bad, like, this was not bad. I'll take it. Like, you got slammed with a greasy box, and you were also called a moisturizer. And worse for me, I got to pet some Ewoks while walking around in, like, a bandana. It didn't say what size the bandana was.

It's like, my bandana is, um, body size. Boom. But you're also a slick shaft. I mean, that's okay. I mean, shaft, shaft was pretty slick. Haven't you seen the movies? Shaft! Shaft! Oh, Jesus. So see, I don't, I'm, yeah, you can manifest it all you want. I, I still feel okay with this. You take your greasy box and go home.

Which princess is more prolific between the two of us? That's the question. I don't know. Moist princess? It's kind of hard to beat. Damn right.

Well, I mean, if you can keep that title, it is all yours. I don't ever want to be called that title ever again. Just to be clear. That is how we're going to refer to you moving forward. Ugh. Where your nickname is going to be MP in public, and when someone's like, MP, it's not your name, it's Keri an. I'm going to be like, oh.

Let me tell you a story. It's moist princess. Have you met the princess that is moist? The moist princess? She carries around a greasy box sometimes. Oh my god! See, some things will never die. This is one of those things. I'll hover this. You're going to be like 85 years old, and I'm going to shoot some holographic future message to you about being a moist princess with your greasy box.

And it's going to be awesome. At 85, I would just be proud that somebody's saying that I have a greasy box, I think. Oh, oh boy howdy. I expect you to boomerang that one on me. I got nothing. It belongs in a museum! Oh man. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Is that the box? Whatever. A little tomato tomato.